Poop #1, Poonicorn. Sweet Dreams or Bowel Schemes?
I wouldn’t be Poo if I didn’t have a 💩-y New Year’s Resolution, and 365 days of 💩 is as 💩-y as it gets. We’re 2 for 2 so far 💩-heads!
Today we’re getting another Omar dream, a glorious Poonicorn. Just think everybody, there could be a day when our 💩-y empire is worth one BILLION dollars. That’s a dream worth chasing right there.
As always, submit your poop dreams here, and I will bring them to life!
Poop #1: Poonicorn
In the whimsical town of Pootopia, there resided a legendary hero unlike any other — Sir Poopercorn, the unicorn poop. With a dazzling rainbow horn atop his head, Sir Poopercorn was not your average hero. His magical powers were the talk of the town, but what truly set him apart was his unshakable determination and a sense of humor that could make even the grumpiest toilet laugh.
One sunny day, Sir Poopercorn faced his greatest challenge yet. The evil Dr. Clog had struck again, threatening to block the Great Sewer with his monstrous hairball army. The townsfolk were in a panic. Who could save them from this smelly doom?
Enter Sir Poopercorn, riding gallantly on his trusty flush-wave. Armed with his Horn of Hilarity, he faced the hairball army. With each magical blast from his horn, the hairballs dissolved into bubbles, each pop releasing peals of laughter. The laughter was so contagious that even Dr. Clog couldn’t help but chuckle, forgetting his evil plans.
In the end, Sir Poopercorn didn’t just unclog the Great Sewer; he unclogged the hearts of Pootopia’s citizens, reminding them that a good laugh could make even the stinkiest situations bearable. And so, with a triumphant flush, Sir Poopercorn swirled back into legend, ready to pop up wherever duty called. For in Pootopia, even a poop can be a hero, especially one with a sparkling rainbow horn and a heart full of jokes.
💩-y Reflections
I think these stories might be a bit too long right now. I’m going to try tweaking things a bit later to have everything more snackable, maybe a caption like XKCD (and of course the alt-text!), and designing the long-form story to be postable in tweets.
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As always, submit your poop dreams here, and I will bring them to life!
