Poop #10, BitPoop Fund. Gensler McStinky a hero!?
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That said, today is a glorious day for CryptoPoop.AI where we get to celebrate the approval of the Bitcoin Spot ETFs last week! We were a bit rough on Gensler McStinky last week, but at the end of the day, he voted in favor of the motion and deserves credit. We don’t agree with all of the opinions in his comment, especially his bit on terrorist financing is partially debunked 💩 (thank you Stand with Crypto for the diligence, we 🛡️ and ❤️you with all our 💩). But I think he’s intelligent, trying to do a good job, and most importantly he was a part of moving the industry forward.
Enough politi-💩, let’s welcome the newest member to our 💩-y family!
Poop #10, BitPoop Fund
In the bustling world of Wall Street, where stocks and cryptos danced to the tunes of market whims, there existed a peculiar character, the BitPoop Fund. It was a curious entity, a blend of finance and humor, which lay dormant in the crypto realm, awaiting its moment of glory.
Enter Gensler McStinky, a renowned hero in the finance world, known for his sharp mind and even sharper nose for potential. The day of the Big Vote arrived, where assets were given life if deemed worthy. Gensler, amidst the sea of suits and ties, stood before the assembly, holding the fate of the BitPoop Fund in his hands.
With a dramatic pause, Gensler declared, “I vote yes!” and with that, the room erupted in gasps. The BitPoop Fund, once just a laughable concept, sprang to life, grinning ear to ear, spreading both amusement and a new wave of investment opportunities. Gensler, chuckling, watched as Wall Street embraced its newest, quirkiest member, proving that even in finance, humor has its value.
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