Poop #110. DeadPoop to the rescue! With wit and plungers, he clogs the crime in Flushville.đź’©
In the bustling city of Flushville, a notorious villain was causing chaos, stealing everyone’s toilet paper and replacing it with sandpaper. The citizens were desperate, and only one hero could save the day — DeadPoop, the merc with a mirth.
Armed with his sharp wit and even sharper plungers, DeadPoop swung into action. As the self-proclaimed “Strategizing Human Computer,” he calculated the perfect trajectory to launch his plungers with precision accuracy. His plan? To clog the villain’s getaway pipes and bring his spree to a slippery halt.
As the villain made his escape, DeadPoop unleashed his secret weapon: a barrage of joke books. Overwhelmed by puns, the villain couldn’t help but burst out laughing, losing control of his getaway vehicle — a modified toilet kart.
With a triumphant flush, DeadPoop watched as the villain was carted away by the police, his laughter echoing down the sewer pipes. Flushville was safe once more, thanks to the quick thinking and quick-drying humor of DeadPoop, the true hero of hygiene humor.
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