Poop #119. Meet Roger Fecalerer the poop prodigy with a stinky serve that wins matches!🥎💩
In the bustling world of the Stinky Slam Tennis Tournament, a unique competitor stood out — not just for his skills but for his rather peculiar composition. Meet Roger Fecalerer, a tennis player made entirely of poop, whose court strategies were as sophisticated as a supercomputer’s.
The final was a heated battle between Roger and his arch-rival, John McEn-rotten, the smelliest player on the circuit. As the match reached a nail-biting tiebreak, Roger’s chance to shine came. Known for his “special serve,” Roger launched into action. With a grunt, he served a ball so stinky, it created a brown cloud around McEn-rotten, who gagged uncontrollably.
Utilizing his computer-like brain, Roger calculated the perfect moment to lob the ball just over the net while his opponent was still reeling from the smell. The ball bounced twice, untouched. Game, set, match — Roger!
As the crowd cheered (while holding their noses), Roger proved once again that even in tennis, a little stink can lead to big victories.
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