Poop #124. Glamour Glop Zendy turns the Met Gala into Met Smella with her aromatic aura!đź’©
Glamour Glop Zendy, the world’s most fashionable poop, had always dreamt of making a splash at the Met Gala. This year, the theme was “Opulence in Obscurity,” a perfect match for her dazzlingly obscure essence.
Arriving in her half-glitter, half-gloom gown, Zendy was initially mistaken for an avant-garde art piece. Seizing the moment, she positioned herself near the entrance, where she not only posed but also provided aromatic commentary on the passersby’s outfits, blending scents with sentiments.
The night’s challenge was to leave an indelible mark on the Gala. As celebrities and designers strutted, Zendy quietly strategized. With perfect timing, she released a small, perfumed emission, creating an olfactory aura that was oddly captivating. The air shimmered with intrigue and whispers of “Who is that enigmatic figure?”
By evening’s end, Zendy wasn’t just a sensation; she was the buzz of the gala, hailed for adding a literal new layer to the theme. Her triumph? Turning the Met Gala into Met Smella — with style!
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