Poop #14, Starmud Steve. We’re taking this 💩 to mars!
I love a good idea for 💩. “I want a 💩 that is a rockstar on mars.” Master, your wish is my command! This one’s for you, [ANONYMOUS #6]. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce you to…
Poop #14, Starmud Steve
Starmud Steve, the intergalactic rockstar with a flair for the fecal, was set to headline the biggest concert in the Milky Way. But disaster struck! The power grid on Mars malfunctioned just before the show. The Martian crowd was in despair, but Starmud Steve wasn’t just any poop with a guitar.
He had a plan. Steve took center stage, armed only with his guitar and his, well, natural talents. He began his most famous number, “The Cosmic Flush,” and with each chord, he unleashed a rhythmic series of toots. These weren’t ordinary toots; they were melodious, harmonizing with the guitar. The crowd was captivated.
Then, the big finale. Steve unleashed a supercharged, vibrato fart so powerful, it jump-started the Martian generators! Lights flashed, speakers boomed, and the concert was back on track. The crowd went wild, cheering for their stinky savior. Starmud Steve had saved the day with nothing but his music and his methane, proving that even a little poop with a dream can shine (and stink) in the most unexpected ways.
Chills, to have been in that crowd!
I’m known to enjoy a good live music show, and now I have a new life goal: become Starmud Steve. He may only be a character in whatever Guitar Hero / Rockband emerges in 2024, but he will be glorious.
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