Poop #148.Hot Dung Dog races to victory in the Great Hotdog Derby using a clever ketchup and mustard
Hot Dung Dog was the underdog in the Great Hotdog Derby, a race where the tastiest and funniest hot dogs competed. Other contenders laughed at him, saying, “What’s a poop hot dog doing here?” But Hot Dung Dog had a secret weapon: his unique ability to strategize with toppings.
At the starting line, Hot Dung Dog noticed that the ketchup and mustard dispensers were set to high pressure. An idea popped into his head. As the race began, he zoomed past the others, heading straight for the condiment stations. With a well-timed spin, he sprayed a perfect combo of mustard and ketchup all over his competitors, causing them to slip and slide comically across the track.
While the other hot dogs struggled to stay upright, Hot Dung Dog cruised to the finish line, leaving a trail of laughter and condiments behind. He won the race, proving that even a poop hot dog could be a top dog with the right strategy!
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