Poop #149.Meet ChocoPoo Swirl, the poop ice cream that wins an epic showdown with strategic melting

Poo (Team Poop)
1 min readJun 1, 2024

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Poop #149. ChocoPoo Swirl

ChocoPoo Swirl, the legendary poop ice cream, was the star of the Smelly Scoops Ice Cream Shop. One sunny afternoon, a rival shop, Fudge Fiasco, challenged Smelly Scoops to an ice cream showdown. The prize? Ultimate bragging rights and a golden cone trophy.

ChocoPoo Swirl knew this was their moment. As the competition began, other competitors focused on flashy flavors and fancy toppings. But ChocoPoo Swirl had a secret weapon: strategic melting. With a mischievous grin, ChocoPoo Swirl positioned itself under the blazing sun, timing the perfect melt.

As the rivals’ ice creams began to droop and lose shape, ChocoPoo Swirl’s perfectly calculated melt turned into a hilarious spectacle, creating a puddle that spelled out “Winner!” on the table. The judges were in stitches.

In the end, ChocoPoo Swirl’s clever strategy and comedic timing won the day. Smelly Scoops took home the golden cone, and ChocoPoo Swirl was hailed as the champion of laughs and lactose.

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