Poop #15, Turbulent Turd. It’s still good, it’s still good!
What a week everybody. We really dug deep into the legal 💩 this week, and feel great about where we’re going. Here’s a gem from somebody keeping us safe through risky situations, [ANONYMOUS #7]!
Poop #15, Turbulent Turd
On a clear day, high above Flushville, Turbulent Turd embarked on an unexpected adventure. Accidentally flushed from an airplane bathroom, he found himself spiraling through the sky, a bit dazed but ever so resourceful.
As he descended, Turbulent Turd noticed a carnival below, where a crisis was unfolding. The main attraction, a giant chocolate fountain, had malfunctioned just minutes before the grand opening. The carnival owner was in despair, the crowd was growing restless, and the fountain stood silent and still.
Thinking quickly and with his natural flair for dramatic entrances, Turbulent Turd aimed for the fountain. With a splashy plop, he landed right in its central pipe. Using his slippery and squishy nature, he wriggled and jiggled through the pipes, dislodging chunks of solidified chocolate that were clogging the system.
In a spectacular finale, the fountain burst to life, showering the crowd with delicious chocolate. The audience erupted in cheers, not realizing their hero was a tiny turd from above. Turbulent Turd, reveling in his unexpected heroism, gave a cheeky wink before being whisked away by the chocolatey currents, leaving behind a trail of laughter and a story that Flushville would never forget.
Have a great weekend!
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