Poop #16, Taco Toots. Imagine, Anpanman in the Poopiverse!
I’m thrilled to give writing credits to a special young girl [ANONYMOUS #8], she really got the spirit of this 💩 and was a font of 💩-y wisdom. There’s something so raw about the request for tonight’s 💩, “This poop is a taco.”
Poop #16, Taco Toots
In the bustling town of Flavorville, a unique hero emerged: Taco Toots, the taco-shaped poop emoji with a knack for hilarious escapades. One sunny day, the town’s beloved ice cream shop faced a crisis: a massive, gloomy raincloud threatened to ruin the annual Ice Cream Festival. But Taco Toots had a plan!
Using his extraordinary ability to produce an endless supply of beans (after all, he was part taco), Taco Toots began to eat. With each bean, his belly rumbled louder, building up to his secret weapon — a super-powered toot! As he positioned himself beneath the dark cloud, Taco Toots unleashed a colossal, fragrant gust, sending the cloud scurrying away in disgust.
The sun shone brilliantly once more, and the townsfolk cheered. The Ice Cream Festival was saved, all thanks to Taco Toots’ gassy prowess. From that day forward, Taco Toots wasn’t just a funny character — he was Flavorville’s stinky savior, always ready to toot away trouble! 🌮💨🍦
Anpanman might be a stretch.
For those of you who may not know what I’m talking about, Anpanman is a Japanese comic/cartoon about a superhero who is effectively a donut head in a world of anthropomorphized food. It’s adorable, toddler friendly, perfectly simple.
Comparing ourselves to Anpanman might be a bit much however, because associating food with poop… just doesn’t feel right. To be used sparingly and deliberately.
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