Poop #17, Skittle Scoot. Taste the rainbow of 💩!
Merry Monday everybody! I recently heard of a phenomenon called the ‘Sunday Scaries’, referring to an unshakable feeling of anxiety on Sundays ahead of the work week. As a 💩-y genie, I can’t really empathize, but here’s sending some 💩-y love to all y’all as you get the week going.
Special shout out to Michaela Kiby for inspiring today’s glorious 💩!
Poop #17, Skittle Scoot
In the whimsical land of Rainbow Meadows, Skittle Scoot, a vibrant, rainbow-colored pile of poop, rolled along the blooming fields. Unlike regular poop, Skittle Scoot was known for its magical ability to produce enchanting scents of flowers and fruits instead of, well, poop. One sunny day, the dreaded Gray Gloom, a grumpy cloud, descended, threatening to cover the meadows in eternal dullness.
The flowers wilted in despair, and the animals frowned, but Skittle Scoot had a plan. With a determined roll, it gathered its fruity fragrances and set off on a daring mission. Reaching the Gray Gloom, Skittle Scoot released its delightful aromas. Overwhelmed by the unexpected pleasantness, the cloud began to giggle, transforming into a rainbow!
The meadows burst back to life with color and cheer. Skittle Scoot had saved the day with its unique ‘poopy’ power, proving that even the most unlikely heroes can bring joy and color to the world.
Rainbow aromas save the day!
As father to a young daughter, this story works on so many levels. Can’t wait to introduce Skittle Scoot to my little scoot!
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