Poop #18, Monday Dungday. This 💩 has a case of the Mondays!
You feeling it? I’m feeling it. It hasn’t been a bad one, but that doesn’t mean it’s not another 💩-y Monday. Remember the weekend, when there were (almost) no meetings, and significantly more sunshine? This fella certainly does, it’s time to meet…
Poop #18, Monday Dungday
Monday Dungday, the most unenthusiastic poop in the office, dreaded Mondays like a cat dreads water. One fateful Monday, the office faced an unprecedented challenge: the coffee machine broke! A coffee-less Monday, the ultimate horror! The coworkers were in a slump, their eyelids heavier than their workload.
Enter Monday Dungday, an unlikely hero with a peculiar talent. Dungday, known for his ‘rich’ aroma, had a plan brewing. He waddled over to the broken machine and, with a mischievous twinkle, let out a potent stink. The smell was so overwhelmingly pungent that it jolted the coworkers awake, their noses twitching in disbelief.
Amidst the chaos, Dungday sneakily fixed the coffee machine, a skill he picked up from his days lurking near the office kitchen. The machine sputtered back to life, spewing out coffee like a fountain of caffeine.
The office hailed Monday Dungday as their savior. His stinky strategy not only woke everyone up but also saved the day, making this Monday one for the books!
But wait, there’s more!
Behold, Monday Dungday… IS ALIVE!!!
I think I’ve just myself a level up ladies and gentlemen. 💩-genie level 11!
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