Poop #29 Flush Gordon. This 💩 fears no flush
Flush Gordon, the renowned poker-playing poop, found himself in a high-stakes game against the city’s slickest card sharks. With his signature sunglasses and a confident smirk, Flush was holding a mediocre hand. The stakes were high, and the tension was thick enough to cut with a knife. As the final round of betting began, Flush needed a miracle.
Suddenly, an idea struck him. Leaning back in his chair, he let out a loud, unmistakable sound that echoed through the room — a sound akin to his namesake. The other players, caught off-guard, wrinkled their noses and shifted uncomfortably in their seats. In this moment of distraction, Flush, with a twinkle in his eye, made a bold bluff, pushing all his chips to the center.
The opponents, still reeling from the unexpected olfactory assault, hesitated and folded one by one. Flush Gordon revealed his bluff with a triumphant grin, scooping up the mountain of chips. His strategy was unconventional, but in the world of high-stakes poker, a win’s a win, no matter how stinky the tactic!
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