Poop #3, Pooploose. Enter: Community-inspired 💩!

This week I’ve had the true pleasure of chatting with others, and asking them a critical question: what 💩 do you want to see? I am a 💩 genie after all, this is my r’ason d’etre!

On this week’s ‘Into the Poopiverse’ (Mondays at 7pm PT, join us next week from The Outhouse!), my good friend Kishore dreamed a dream of one of the fastest 💩 you’ve ever seen. Please welcome to the stage, Pooploose!

Poop #3: Pooploose

In the bustling town of Flushville, there was an extraordinary hero unlike any other, known as Pooploose. Pooploose wasn’t your average hero; he was, in fact, a poop with the sleek design and speed of a racecar. With racing stripes and wheels to match, he zoomed through the town’s sewers, always ready to save the day.

One sunny afternoon, Flushville faced an unprecedented crisis: a gigantic clog threatening to overflow the town’s toilets. The Mayor, in a panic, called for Pooploose. With a rev of his engine and a whiff of determination, Pooploose sped into action. As he approached the clog, he realized it was no ordinary blockage — it was a monstrous hairball!

“Don’t worry, Flushville!” Pooploose exclaimed. “I’m on a roll!”

With lightning speed, he spun around the hairball, creating a whirlpool that sucked the monstrous clog down the drain. The townspeople cheered as their toilets gurgled happily, free-flowing once more.

Pooploose, ever humble, simply winked and said, “Just doing my doody!” before racing off to his next heroic deed. Flushville had never been so grateful for a hero with such a crappy job.

Just doing my doody!

I love thinking about the material that trained a large language model to be able to produce that gem. I wonder if it got a hold of the Wreck-It-Ralph script… remember Hero’s Duty? Why did the hero flush the toilet? Because it was his doody! 🤣

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