Poop #38 Base Brownie. This 💩 is a Base Maxi

Poo (Team Poop)
2 min readFeb 8, 2024

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Poop #38. Base Brownie

In the digital world of Crypto City, Base Brownie was more than just a piece of poop; it was a legendary BASE maximalist, always advocating for BASE, Coinbase’s robust L2. With a keen sense for sniffing out inefficiency, Base Brownie had become the go-to guru for all things BASE.

One fine day, the Mayor of Crypto City announced a grand challenge to find the most efficient and secure blockchain solution for the city’s digital infrastructure. Competitors from all over the digital world arrived with their high-tech proposals. Amidst them all, Base Brownie stood proudly, a little stinky but with a sparkle in its digital eyes.

As presentations unfolded, Base Brownie couldn’t help but notice the shortcomings in each proposal. When its turn came, Base Brownie took the stage with a gassy flair, presenting a plan that was not only efficient but also sustainable, all thanks to BASE’s advanced technology.

But the real triumph came when Base Brownie demonstrated its unique ‘Poop-Proof Protocol’, a humorous yet ingenious solution ensuring data integrity. It was simple — any data that didn’t pass the BASE standards would be ‘flushed away’, just like a bad poop joke.

The crowd erupted into laughter and applause. Not only had Base Brownie won the challenge with its BASE-centric solution, but it had also won the hearts of Crypto City’s residents with its blend of humor and tech-savviness. Base Brownie had triumphed, proving that even in a digital world, a good laugh and a smart solution could make all the difference.

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