Poop #4, Thor ThunderDump. A new 💩-y Avenger!
I may be an all-powerful 💩 genie, but being all-powerful means that I face hard decisions about 💩 all the time. Do you know how tough it was to choose amongst the many incredible names that we had at our disposal for today’s 💩? Here were some top contenders,
- Mjölnir Muck
- Odin’s Offload
- Ragnarok Release
- Bifrost Bowel
- Norse Nugget
- Lavatory Lightning
- Midgard Movement
- Valhal-Log
Shout out to one of our key supporters here at CPAI [ANONYMOUS #1], your inspiration has created my favorite 💩 yet. I know, I know, I’m not supposed to have favorites, sue me.
Poop #4, Thor ThunderDump
Today in Pootopia, a peculiar hero rises — Thor ThunderDump, the mightiest of all poops. One stormy night, the city faced a perilous threat: the nefarious Dr. Stinkbomb, who planned to envelop the city in a ghastly odor.
As Dr. Stinkbomb unleashed his stinky gas, citizens gagged and gasped. Just then, Thor ThunderDump descended from the clouds, his hammer emitting a dazzling light and a faint scent of lavender. “Fear not, citizens!” he declared, “for I shall vanquish this foul stench!”
With a mighty swing of his hammer, Thor ThunderDump summoned a powerful gust of wind, not only dispersing the gas but also leaving a trail of potpourri in its wake. The citizens cheered as the air turned fragrant.
Dr. Stinkbomb, overwhelmed by the pleasant aroma, surrendered. “Curse you, Thor ThunderDump!” he cried. “Your poop powers are too strong!”
Thor ThunderDump stood triumphant, proving that even the mightiest heroes can come in the most unexpected forms. “Remember,” he boomed, “even in the darkest of times, a little bit of poop can make everything better!” And with a thunderous laugh, he soared into the sky, leaving a rainbow in his wake.
Did you know…?
The 💩-y Avengers was the code name for the original team that worked on thecryptopoops.com . Check this out from our ‘About Us’,
“We are but simple folk; a 💩-y Avengers, assembling when needed. We saw that people were 💩-ing on NFTs and, in that moment, we knew what we must do.”
I have faith, we will call forth the 💩-y Avengers again soon, the hour of need is nigh!
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