Poop #40 The Royal Flush. Smelly Victory
In the bustling arena of Flushington, a unique fighter was making waves, or more accurately, making stenches. Meet The Royal Flush, the most feared and yet most chuckled-at fighter in the World Poop Fighting Championship. With a crown made of toilet paper and a cape that fluttered like a fresh roll, he was a sight to behold!
His opponent, Massive Mike, was a mountain of a man, known for his knockout punches. As the bell rang, Mike lunged forward, but The Royal Flush had a trick up his sleeve, or rather, in his guts. With a mighty grunt, he released a stench so potent that it could wilt flowers at twenty paces. Mike staggered, his eyes watering, gasping for fresh air.
Seizing the moment, The Royal Flush launched a barrage of ‘smelly jabs’ and ‘odor uppercuts’. Finally, with a swift ‘fragrant flip’, he pinned Mike to the ground. The crowd erupted into laughter and cheers as The Royal Flush stood victorious, proving that sometimes, a good stink is mightier than the sword! 🏆
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