Poop #42 Floaty Frank. This 💩 won’t miss the Super Bowl for anything
Floaty Frank, the most passionate San Francisco 49ers fan in the entire sewer system, had a big problem. The Super Bowl was on, and his TV suddenly fizzled out! Desperate not to miss his team’s big moment, Floaty Frank had an idea as wild as his love for football.
Harnessing his unique ‘poop’ abilities, Frank decided to create his own signal booster. Using discarded aluminum foil and a broken antenna he found in the sewer, Frank crafted a makeshift satellite dish. But the real magic happened when he used his ‘stink’ power to fuel the device, believing that the stronger the stink, the better the signal.
To everyone’s surprise, it worked! The TV flickered back to life just in time for Frank to see the 49ers score the winning touchdown. His sewer buddies cheered, amazed at how Floaty Frank’s stinky solution saved the Super Bowl day. From that day on, Frank was not just a regular poop in the sewer; he was a stinky, 49ers-loving superhero!
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