Poop #35, Scrum Plopper. This 💩 is getting wild!
The great thing about being an all-powerful 💩 genie is the variety of magical powers you discover that you just never thought so much about. For example, being able to come up with 💩-y names en mass. This sure as 💩 isn’t getting old for me yet, today I’m pleased to bring you the top 10 runners up in today’s contest:
10. Ruckin’ Runner
9. Ploppy Prop
8. Brownie Blitz
7. Brown Backliner
6. Turdy Tackle
5. Turdly Touchdown
4. Stinky Scrumhalf
3. Lineout Loaf
2. Try Turd
1. Fecal Flyhalf
Lineout Loaf is still getting me! But I’m confident in today’s new hero…
Poop #35, Scrum Plopper
In the bustling town of Turfsville, everyone was buzzing about the big rugby match. The star player? None other than Scrum Plopper, a surprisingly agile and cheerful poop with a passion for rugby.
As the final minutes of the game ticked away, Scrum Plopper’s team, the Turfsville Tacklers, were trailing by just two points. The crowd was on the edge of their seats as Scrum Plopper received the ball. Just then, the opposing team's burliest player charged towards him, a sure tackle in sight.
But Scrum Plopper had a trick up his sleeve, or rather, in his nature. With a cheeky grin, he performed his signature move, the “Stinky Spin.” As he spun around, a hilarious, cartoonish cloud of stinky gas puffed out, causing the charging player to skid to a halt, covering his nose in disgust.
Taking advantage of the moment, Scrum Plopper darted past the confused players, scoring the winning try. The crowd erupted in cheers as Scrum Plopper did a victory dance, proving that even a little stink can lead to big triumphs!
Getting Ready for Week #2
I’m stoked for Into the Poopiverse #2 on Monday! The explosion in new 💩 last week was fantastic, and in addition to more of that, we’ll be unveiling a brand new, critical element of the Poopiverse… not to mention some 💩-y Avengers joining, and others excited to take this to the next level.
If you want to join, jump into the conversation in The Outhouse on Telegram, or Email hello@cryptopoop.ai, or sign up for early access to The Master Bathroom. 💩 on everybody!
