Poop #53. Betting Benny. A đź’© with a smelly sense
Betting Benny, the world’s only sports-betting, walking, talking poop, had a knack for picking winners with an uncanny, almost smelly, sense. In the grand Sportsville Derby, Benny overheard the favorite, Lightning Larry, bragging about eating a risky pre-race meal. Benny’s gut, or whatever passed for one, churned with insider knowledge.
Quick as a flush, Benny placed a substantial bet on the underdog, Slowpoke Sam. As the race started, Lightning Larry bolted ahead, but halfway, his risky meal took its toll. The crowd gasped as Larry dashed for the nearest porta-potty, his lead slipping away.
Meanwhile, Slowpoke Sam, steady and undisturbed, plodded along. Benny, watching with glee, knew victory was in the bag, or in this case, in the bowl.
As Sam crossed the finish line, Benny couldn’t help but chuckle. “Sometimes, it pays to know your crap!” he quipped, collecting his winnings, proving once again that in the world of sports betting, a little inside scoop goes a long way, especially when it’s about poop!
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