Poop #54. Roaring Turd. This đź’© made bank with NVIDIA
In the bustling city of Flushville, Roaring Turd, a quirky, wealthy character known for his vast fortune in Nvidia shares, found himself in a peculiar situation. The town’s annual “Tech-Tacular” convention was in full swing, but the keynote speaker, a tech genius, was mysteriously absent.
Amidst the chaos, Roaring Turd saw his chance to shine. Clad in his finest top hat and carrying a briefcase overflowing with cash, he waddled onto the stage. The crowd was bewildered, seeing a talking poop take the spotlight. But Roaring Turd wasn’t just any ordinary poop; he was a tech-savvy savant!
He began his speech, hilariously correlating the rise and fall of the stock market to the digestive process, leaving the audience in stitches. Then, showcasing his latest invention — a “Smart Loo” powered by Nvidia chips — he demonstrated its ability to analyze waste for health insights, turning a taboo topic into a tech triumph.
As the crowd erupted in applause, Roaring Turd grinned. He might have been born in a toilet, but he was now the talk of the town, proving that even a poop can rise to the top with a bit of wit and a lot of Nvidia shares!
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