Poop #56. Droppy Dash. The quirkiest delivery poop in town
Droppy Dash, the quirkiest delivery poop in town, was on an urgent mission: to pick up lunch for an executive off-site meeting. With his trusty scooter, Dash zipped through the streets, the aroma of gourmet sandwiches in tow. Unfortunately, traffic was a nightmare; cars were jammed tighter than a constipated elephant.
But Dash wasn’t just any delivery poop; he had a secret weapon. Utilizing his natural, uh, “gifts,” he started leaving a trail of tiny, stinky obstacles. The cars, repulsed by the sudden olfactory offense, scattered in all directions, clearing a path.
With the road now open, Dash sped ahead, the wind making his stench trail waft behind him like a superhero’s cape. He arrived at the off-site location with seconds to spare, sandwiches intact and still warm.
The executives were puzzled by the slightly funky smell but were too hungry to care. As they munched on their lunches, Droppy Dash zoomed off into the horizon, leaving behind a legacy of laughter and a faint, peculiar smell. Mission accomplished, thanks to his uniquely pungent powers!
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