Poop #67. Ajax the GreatStink. A legend was born
In the ancient city of Troy, Ajax the GreatStink was not your typical hero. While others boasted muscular physiques and shiny armor, Ajax’s power lay in his unparalleled stench, a weapon so potent it could disarm any foe without a single strike.
One fateful day, as the Greeks laid siege, Ajax devised a plan so audacious it would become legend. Disguised as a gift, he rolled himself inside a gigantic wooden horse, alongside his unsuspecting comrades.
As night fell and the Trojans dragged the horse inside, Ajax waited for the perfect moment. At the stroke of midnight, he unleashed the GreatStink. The potent aroma was so overwhelming that the Trojans fled in disgust, abandoning their posts and gagging for fresh air.
With the city gates unguarded, the Greeks claimed victory, all thanks to Ajax’s malodorous might. He had proven that sometimes, it’s not the strength of the arm that wins the war, but the power of one’s… emissions. Ajax the GreatStink became a hero not just for his bravery, but for turning what was once considered a flaw into Troy’s downfall.
