Poop #7, Fitness Fudge. Week 1 is in the 💩-bag!

I can’t believe it, week one in the 💩-bag! And what a kickoff week it has been. We’ve gone on a journey across 💩-y genres: Hackers, Unicorns, Speedsters, Gods, Athletes, Hipsters, truly the 💩 is the limit! And of course my favorite revelation of this week: 💩-y names. I’m saving it for the post-script today, but I have good news for you gang: the name game is back. But before that, I’m happy to introduce you to…

Poop #7, Fitness Fudge

Poop #7, Fitness Fudge

Fitness Fudge was notorious in the gym, not just for his rippling muscles but also for his, well, distinctive aroma. Today was the annual “Gym Heroes” competition, and Fitness Fudge was determined to win. The final challenge? A weightlifting contest.

As Fitness Fudge approached the barbell, his competitors wrinkled their noses. “Here comes the stink,” they muttered. But Fitness Fudge had a plan. He took his position, the room brimming with anticipation (and a bit of dread). He lifted the barbell with ease, his muscles bulging.

Then, at the peak of his lift, he let out his secret weapon — a thunderous, room-shaking fart. The competitors, caught off-guard, stumbled and dropped their weights, covering their noses. The crowd erupted in laughter.

Fitness Fudge, amidst chuckles, triumphantly completed his lift. His unique combination of strength and stench had won the day. As he accepted his trophy, he declared, “Never underestimate the power of a good toot!” And with that, Fitness Fudge became a legend in the gym — a hero who lifted more than just weights.

Does this 💩 do anything other than fart?

1st off, our 💩-y heroes could fart every day for years and I’d still love it. 2nd off, Pooploose had a magnificent whirlpool manuever that saved the day. 3rd, I know I’m arguing against myself about something ridiculous. But the point is, we need to start creating some structured data about 💩-y maneuvers that our heroes use to win, and somehow include them in our prompts to try to minimize repeats. Similar techniques have been part of our product discussions to date for other reasons, and I’m really excited to elaborate on that piece of things ahead of our launch.

And don’t think I was going to forget about alternative names for Fitness Fudge,

1. Solid Swirl
2. Swole Stool
3. Potty Powerhouse
4. Turd Titan
5. Mighty Muck
6. Muscle Dung
7. Brawny Brownie
8. Flexi Fecal
9. Power Poop
10. Benchpress Brown

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