Poop #86. Dartmouth Doodie the most spirited poop at Dartmouth đź’© College
Dartmouth Doodie, the most spirited poop at Dartmouth College, faced an unexpected challenge: the annual “Green and Great” campus quiz. As the underdog, or underpoop, Doodie was determined to show that even a small, smelly character could achieve big things.
The final question was a stumper, “What’s the oldest item in the college museum?” The competitors whispered, scribbled, but Doodie had a eureka moment. Dartmouth’s oldest item was, coincidentally, a fossilized poop, which Doodie knew a lot about. With a confident smile, Doodie wrote down “Coprolite.”
The audience gasped as the judge announced Doodie as the winner, praising the depth of knowledge on such a… unique subject. Doodie’s triumph wasn’t just for answering correctly; it was for proving that even the most underestimated characters could come out on top, especially when they embrace their natural talents. And thus, Dartmouth Doodie became a legend, proving that with a little humor and a lot of heart, even a poop can shine.
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