Poop #9, Regulator Gensler McStinky. The first Politi-💩!

We’ve got a double 💩-er on our hands here everybody, the consequence of a bit of constipation yesterday! And of course the 💩 is divine on this glorious occasion. I can’t say it’s genius (it’s 💩 after all), but it’s quite excellent.

It is also go time everybody, we’re dipping into the dangerous waters of political satire! Let’s start with a statement from our wise friends over at South Park, which we will echo going forward as well:

All characters and events in this show — even those based on real people — are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated….. Poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.

Now, with that 💩 out of the way, I’m thrilled to introduce you to Regulator Gensler McStinky!

Poop #9, Regulator Gensler McStinky

Poop #9, Regulator Gensler McStinky

In the bustling city of Bureaucraticburg, Regulator Gensler McStinky was renowned for his overzealous approach to rules. His latest mission? To regulate the city’s sewer system, ensuring every flush met strict government standards.

One fateful morning, Gensler, armed with his clipboard and a nose for compliance, embarked on a sewer inspection. His goal was to enforce the new “Triple Flush Rule” — a regulation requiring every toilet to flush thrice, to ensure absolute cleanliness.

As Gensler ventured deeper into the sewers, he proudly slapped “Compliant” stickers on every pipe. But his enthusiasm led to a colossal blunder. In his zeal, he accidentally turned the main valve the wrong way, triggering an overpressure in the sewer lines.

Back on the surface, toilets across the city erupted in a symphony of unintended triple flushes, creating a chaotic fountain of misfortune. Gensler, drenched in the aftermath, realized maybe, just maybe, he’d regulated a bit too much. As he stood amidst the chaos, a sly smile crept across his face. “Back to the drawing board,” he muttered, plotting his next overenthusiastic regulation adventure.

But wait, there’s more!

McStinky may not have come out on top of this adventure, but who knows what this 💩 will do next. Tune in to our next program to see if this 💩 turns it around!

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