Poop #94. Captain Potty Plank’s “Fecal Fusillade” sends the Navy fleeing! A stinky 💩 strategy.
Captain Potty Plank, the most cunning pirate of the Poopiverse Seas and a secret genius at strategizing, found himself in a stinky situation. The Royal Navy had him cornered, with cannons aimed at his beloved ship, The Porcelain Throne.
In a flash of brilliance, Potty Plank had an idea. He ordered his crew to load the cannons with their most abundant resource: poop. As the Navy ships drew closer, ready to fire, Potty Plank shouted, “Fire the Fecal Fusillade!”
The air was filled with an unholy barrage of poop cannonballs, splatting against the Navy’s ships with a precision only a human computer like Potty Plank could calculate. The stench was so overwhelming that the Navy sailors retreated in disgust, unable to bear the foul air.
Captain Potty Plank had triumphed once again, using his sharp mind and even sharper sense of smell. The seas were his once more, proving that with the right strategy, even the poopy path could lead to victory.
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