Poop #96. They called him the Toilet Paper đź’© Assassin.
In the heart of the Poopiverse, there lurked a ninja so stealthy, his enemies barely had time to flush their fears away before he struck. They called him the Toilet Paper Assassin. His latest mission? To infiltrate the castle of the notorious Diarrhea Dragon, a beast known for its messy attacks and even messier lair.
The Toilet Paper Assassin had a plan, one that relied on his unique skills as a strategizing human computer and a deep understanding of his enemy’s, shall we say, “liquid assets.” He crafted a maze of toilet paper rolls, each strategically placed to lead the dragon on a wild chase, ending right at the castle’s lavatories, now clogged to the brim.
As the Diarrhea Dragon chased after the elusive ninja, it found itself trapped, surrounded by mounds of unusable toilet paper. With a triumphant smirk beneath his mask, the Toilet Paper Assassin revealed his final move: a plunger. With a few swift plunges, the dragon’s reign came to an end, proving that sometimes, the mightiest weapon against chaos is a well-placed roll of toilet paper and a bit of plunging prowess.
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