Poop #98. SlytherPoo tackles the Labyrinth of Lavatories! With wit sharper than a 💩 wizard’s wand.
SlytherPoo, the most cunning and strategic poop wizard of Slytherin, had a notorious reputation at Hogwarts for his mind-bending puzzles and traps. One fateful day, the Triwizard Tournament introduced an unforeseen challenge: “The Labyrinth of Lavatories,” a maze filled with bewitched bathrooms, each presenting riddles only a true lavatory laureate could solve.
SlytherPoo, eager to showcase his unique blend of smarts and poop prowess, entered the maze with a smirk. The final riddle stumped many: “What disappears as soon as you mention its name?” Wizards ahead of him whispered guesses and vanished into thin air.
SlytherPoo, with a chuckle and a strategic twinkle in his eye, proclaimed loudly, “Silence!” Immediately, the path cleared, revealing the trophy amidst a throne of toilets.
His triumph wasn’t just his sharp wit but also his ability to remain unfazed in the smelliest of situations, proving that even in a world of magic, a quick mind and a good sense of humor can overcome the stinkiest obstacles.
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