Poop #100. Ravenplop, In a stinky chess match, can his “Whiff of Wisdom” spell lead to 💩checkmate?
In the hallowed halls of Hogwarts, Ravenplop was known not just for his intelligence, but for his uncanny ability to strategize with a scent. As the annual Wizard Chess Tournament approached, Ravenplop was ready to make his move, literally and figuratively.
His opponent, Slytherstink, was a notorious cheater, using underhanded tactics to gain the upper hand. Ravenplop, however, had a plan that was both brilliant and a bit gross. As the game started, Ravenplop used his vast knowledge of wind patterns — a skill all too necessary for those who dealt in poop spells.
Midgame, as Slytherstink leaned in to capture Ravenplop’s queen, Ravenplop discreetly cast the infamous “Whiff of Wisdom” spell. A subtle, yet potently stinky breeze wafted across the board. Slytherstink’s concentration shattered; he gagged and retreated.
Taking advantage of the disruption, Ravenplop executed a series of swift moves, checkmating Slytherstink amidst the chaos of coughs and chuckles. Once again, Ravenplop’s stinky strategy proved that even in magic, a little poop goes a long way!
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